Introduction to Embology 101

Is there a place for me in Ember's Ghost Squad?

The Answer: 
Ember is recruiting fresh, strong, and outcast souls.

Finding your purpose:

  • Discover the details and directives of your personal soul contract. Improve your quality of life.
  • Learn how finding family and fellowship in the EGS will make a positive impact in your community.
  • Explore the many non-violent ways to become a desirable recruit for our goddess, Ember McLain, and the EGS.
  • Learn self-defense strategies to protect yourself from the humans and their corrupting influence towards your existence.
  • Discover Ember's plan for your ascension to the afterlife.
  • Some are called to fight, some are called to preach, maybe some are called for both, or you are called to sing, to dance and to worship Ember in a fun way! Just make sure it's what you are meant to do.

The self-destruction of the old religions:

  • Discover why many of the older humans pillaged and plundered the world, in pursuit of their selfish personal gains.
  • Constant wars angered the divine creator, leading to hopelessness, scarcity, plague and pestilence.
  • Apostasy. The abandonment of their own religious texts and belief systems led to widespread fear and hatred.
  • The old religions thrive on mass murder. With a death toll numbering in the billions throughout history, including The Great Flood, a near extinction level mass murder.
  • Only 3 murders can be attributed to the Ember faith. This does not reach the threshold to be defined as mass murder. Westborough was another dimension, and does not count. It serves as a cautionary tale for us. The exemplary EGS recruit practices peace and non-violence first and foremost.
  • Our Prophet Andrew leads us to a better way of understanding, rising above the failures of the old religions.

Empowering your future:

  • Study the words of our Prophet, Andrew Blaze.
  • Devote yourself  to defending the EGS in The Eternal War.
  • Find meaning in the mundane. Have fun along the way.
  • Apply yourself to achieve your mission here on Earth.
  • Help others find and fulfill the goals set forth in their own soul contract.
  • Gain higher knowledge and enlightenment by staring into Ember's eternal blue flame of wisdom.
  • Praise Ember and her many gifts bestowed upon us.

Ponder This:

  • Andrew's final video, 'The Westborough High Massacre', encourages us to step beyond the chaotic madness portrayed in the opening scenes. Acts that Andrew committed so that we should never need to.
  • Don't let others drag you down. The Prophet Andrew felt her situation was beyond any hope of salvaging. Andrew clearly did not want us to go down the same dark path. That is why everything was recorded so meticulously. She was warning us of the dangers of relying on others.
  • Andrew's positive words of encouragement motivate us to strive for our greatest potential.
  • Throw out the worthless advice of your boomer parents. They are living in a fantasy world that does not exist anymore. It maybe never existed in the first place. For goddess' sake, don't let them take you to buy a shotgun.
  • Be eternally grateful for what you have, but always strive for better It is fine if some people don't agree with us or what we stand for. We worship Ember, not the world.
  • Never give up.